One eyed monster

Lets see if I can explaine this correctly. I was working in my shop, minding my own business, when i felt something checking me out. I looked around an there was this four tired, one eyed monster looking at me ,an it was telling me to watch out cause I was to old to mess with it. Ha ain't no gas gusseling four tired one eyed monster gunna scare me!!
So I walks over to it ,looked it over and got on , there it didn't throw me, I turned on the swich, pushed the starter, It roared at me so I tighted my grip on the handle bars and said give me your best shot. Woops should not have said that I think I made it mad. As we left the shop I gave it just a little gas ,Oh shit ,hang on old man, sum bitch, this dam thing is trying to throw me off, so I hung on for dear life as we flew down the road looking for a place to turn around. When I got the damn thing back to the shop I pushed it back into the corner where I found it , turned my back to it and walked away. Now when I hear a noise in back of me in the shop,I will say ya, ya , ya, bite me,woops it already tried that.