Not my daughter

A 45 year-old female was arrested in San Antonio after a mechanic reported to police that 18 packages of marijuana were packed in the engine compartment of the car which she had brought to the mechanic for an oil change,According to the police,the female later said she didn't realize that the mechanic would have to raise the hood to change the oil.
So you will not think I just like dumb storys about woman!!
Dave so and so of Anniston ,Alabama, was injured recently after he attempted to replace a tubelike fuse in his CHEVY pickup with a 22 caliber bullet(used because it was a perfect fit). However, when electricity heated the bullet, it went off and shot him in the knee.